I would wish for a pair of women’s underpants ;)
Strange Dream.
I just had the weirdest dream that some gang had taken my brother and made me go into some army base thing and just like shoot everyone near this massive safe thing. All I can remember is shooting loads of innocent people and this one girl saying “oh god you’ve killed them all why? why?” I remember being cold to her and then I walked off.
Later on jumping down a load of stairs I felt really horrible and started crying then met with this gang. I told them it was horrible and that if they had to do it they shouldn’t, that’s when the gang leader which was John Locke from LOST told them not to listen to me and punched me to the ground. I then shouted out loud “Don’t do anything he says, he’s a bully” which is when he pulled a knife out and placed it at the bottom of my back which I really felt then he severed my spinal cord paralyzing me. I just remember lying there not being able to move and thinking the irony that it’s John Locke who was once disabled, paralyzing me.
I woke up and still felt this weird feeling in my back.
Birmingham.
I was buying some comics then Nathan rings me telling me we’re going to Leeds then rings me back to say we’re going to Birmingham. Jess and Hannah then pick us up and we went on our way.
We got lost around the city centre nearly crashing several times thanks to Jess’ excellent driving. All the hotels were booked up so we just parked the car up found the club UpRawr and start drinking.The theme of the night was Las Vegas Wedding so people were all lining up to get married and get free poker chips for Sambuca! At first it was a bit shit but after a few drinks and some choons it was rather good. People were all getting married on stage so we all decided we were gonna do it too :)
We’re in it for the free chips for shots really ;)
The Happy Couples ;)
We all carried on drinking and I danced with another random looking like LMFAO, sadly I wasn’t shuffling.
It closed or Nathan got kicked out I can’t remember so we all went back to the car which Nathan and Jess slept in whilst me and Hannah went out to find food not in the hunting sense :P On the way we encountered a crazy psycho woman, a man who had just come out of prison and an over the top asian guy who liked Hannah quite a bit ;)
We got food threw it on nathan and I put some lipstick on and started kissing everyone on the cheek I was that drunk.
Let me tell you sleeping in a car is rather uncomfortable, but Burger King made it better.
Nathan enjoyed riding Troy ;)
Liverpool.
Anyway continuing after the Partridge day Nathan rings me and says we’re going out in Liverpool to Krazyhouse cause he’s been paid and dumped ;)
So Jess and Hannah drive to mine then we all get the train on which there was a fucking massive spider. We got there drank some cheap ass cider til’ nathan got paid then we all went in Krazyhouse danced to some Prodigy and Nu-Metal all whilst drinking a lot of booze. Sambuca was our drink of choice.
I danced with some guy looking like a character from Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Nathan’s dumping had obviously took a tole on him so he drink a bit too much…
Then we got the train at 5am whilst dragging Nathan there literally.
